Drunk or High on Life

Every alcohol label should have a note specially for me .... its not your requirement ... you are high on life .... what does alcohol do to me :-
1) Naughty
2)Notorious
3) Mischievous
4) Insane
5) Verbal Diarrhoea
6) Loud
7)Uninterrupted
8) Honest
9)Spontaneous and short of patience
10) Goofy and wild
11) Cheezy
12) Laughter Fits
13)Blunt and blatant
14)Entertaining
15)Stubborn and strong willed
16)Emotional
17)Stupid and irritating
18)Loser doing cartwheels
19)Develop Likes and dislikes for people
20)Me set on hyper mode

People who know me may think now.... this is how we know her...so what's the difference...well not much but its the I DONT CARE thing that takes over me and all these aspects can be spotted in full light and presence. You cant ignore my WIDE GRIN when i am drunk and my antics in full spectrum. I am saner when drunk and talk a whole lot of sense. So if you want an unbiased advice from ME....then get me drunk and ye shall receive your answers... i am more psychic and can judge peoples intentions in words and actions... so dont try pulling my tiny legs... you might get in trouble yourself... i don't turn into a bitch ...but for obvious reasons a board should be hung around my neck that says BEWARE of the drunk girl.